From the Guardian yesterday:
Notorious for laborious puns and facetious wordplay, the writers behind the signs outside churches and chapels are to get their first chance to compete for an annual donation to congregation funds.
The pulpits have long been recognised as an opportunity of marking the presence of a lively church, so long as vicars or wardens remember to replace the messages before print fades or paper peels.
If you want to enter, here are the details. The prize is £500 donation to a church or charity.